What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But this is not

I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

Innocent before proven guilty

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like religions.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?